So, this is a story about Head versus Stomach. It's written by me in collaboration with Yonea in a status update at Facebook I posted a few days ago. I edited some parts to make it better, in my point of view, of course.
Dear Stomach,
please don't do this to me now.
Regards, Head.
A letter sent by Head to Stomach.
"Why?" asked Stomach. "I'm doing nothing."
"You hurt me. Please stop it!" said Head to Stomach.
"I'm not!!!" Stomach shouted.
"You hurt me so much, you know? Why don't you stop making me have to go to the bathroom quite often!", said Head with anger.
Stomach answered, "I didn't do that. Just stop thinking about the bathroom, OK?"
"I can't. You push me to go there. I can't stop it!" said Head.
"I'm so sorry..." Stomach cried. And Head started to cry too.
But then suddenly Head realized and started to blame Stomach again. While Head wiping it's tears, Head said, "it's all your fault. Why can't you have a defence mechanism that prevent us to be like this?"
Stomach couldn't accept that Head blaming him again. In overtune, Stomach said, "heh.. lo tu ye! Udah jelas-jelas kita barusan menangis bersama. Gue pikir lo mau menyelesaikan masalah ini bersama-sama. Lo jadi kepale kagak becus!"
Head tried to understand what Stomach said, "In English please! I can't even understand a word that you said."
Stomach laughed out loud, "yang begini ini nih. Masa jadi kepala nggak ngerti bahasa Indonesia dengan logat Betawi? Parah lo, Kepale. I'm ashamed of you."
Head responded, "hey you, Stomach! Stop mocking me in a language that I can't understand. Did you speak in a monkey language?"
Stomach kept silent.
Head suddenly feel guilty. But then Head remembered a word that really good to say. "BENGAK LOE," Head said to Stomach (and to people who makes the status).
The End.
